It is interesting how internet users find our website. Most all of our traffic comes from Google searches. How people end up here is sometimes quite funny. I am afraid that my leet search engine optimization skills have owned your internets.

Allow me to further assist you. If you came here and didn't find the information for which you were looking, take a look below. You'll find my replies to your search terms. All of these searches occured in the last 12-hours.

• "halo 3 countdown timer" – 16807. 2401. 343. 117. 49. 7.
• "valhalla military ranks" – I’m sorry.  The military of Valhalla could not be reached for a comment.  They were called up to restrain coupon-trading women marching in support of calling their newest mode of transportation the "Person Cannon".
• "running red alert 2  at 1280 1024 resolution" – Holy crap!  Should I alert the authorities? Hmm. I seen me a mermaid once. I even seen me a shark eat an octopus. But I ain't never seen no phantom Russian submarine. All clear.
• "What Will Play halo 2 vista" – That’s easy. Most fanboys.  Well, fanboys of HALO…that are big PC gamers…that have a high end PC…that figured out which version of Windows Vista to buy…that adopted Windows Vista…who didn’t read any of the reviews that the game is getting…then randomly discovered HALO 2 Vista on the store shelves of Circuit City …then got HALO 2 Vista to actually work…and doesn’t care about Games for Windows – Live lack of features.  That's the profile of the average one that will play HALO 2 Vista.
• "halo3.com" – Cool website.  Looks different lately, though. Odd. Will investigate.
• "top ten pc games" – 1. Solitaire. 2. Freecell. 3. Pinball. 4. Minesweeper. 5. World of Warcraft. 6. Spades. 7. Pokemon Kitchen Extreme. 8. Pokemon Bathroom Adventures. 9. Pokemon City. 10. Counter-strike.
• "cool songs to play on the guitar" – She'd like to hear "More Than Words" by
  . Stud.
• "20gb xbox 360 hard drive only showing 2gb available" – It appears your console is in standard working order.
• "create a spartan for halo 3" – I’m already working on it. Got Moljinor?
• "play games and earn gold to use to get prizes" – What in the world are our schools teaching these children?  How about:  get a job and earn cash then get a bank account?
• "Playing halo 2 vista on xp" – Are you really?  That’s so last week.  Besides – you sound like you should be posting this to Twitter.
• "can u wear the spartan helmet in the halo 3" – I’ll go ahead and answer this one.  Yes.  Why yes, you can wear a Spartan helmet…if you are a cat and have opposable thumbs.
• "shadowrun requirements" – 1. Open mind. 2. Don't read any reviews of the game. 3. Lots of free time. 4. Like deep first person shooters.
• "weapon slide glitch" – How many meta games does Gears of War have?
• "halo 3 claymore grenade" – mod much?
• "Linkin park Min to midnight" – Rumor has it that Gearbox Software produced this album. We are sorry, too. Suggest you throw this one up on eBay as soon as possible.
• "reporting crank calls on cell phone" – This is definitely the place to come. But only if you are getting hundreds of calls each day.
• "my friend cant join my halo pc game" – That’s because your friend should be playing "Brothers in Arms" or "Alien".  Right, Randy?
• "xbox live open up nat settings in netgear router" – XBOX Live set you up the bomb.  Make you time.
• "youtube master" – I've been called a lot of things in my life but never...
• "catan available games for windows" – While it is not available on Games for Windows, it is available for Games for Coffee Tables. 
• "society of the ancients" – Good folks.  They like drinking goats blood (I herd).  Rowdy at times though.  Stares at the moon. Oh, seriously.  I herd.
• "XBOX 360 monitors" –  Monitors what? Complete sentences please.  Direct objects are your
• "can x2900 crossfire run on nvidia sli" – Yes, but only if you run one x2900 card. Running two x2900's in Crossfire mode is not possible on an nVidia SLI chipset. Advice: Get the GeForce 8800GTX for your SLI motherboard or buy DFI's LAN Party motherboard. It supports Crossfire.
• "how to detect aimbots on halo" – Look for the guy out on the open that's jumping up and down with the sniper rifle.
• "how to make free xbox live " – If only we knew how to make the XBOX 360 live.
• "top bands not to make guitar hero 80" – Thanks for the news tip.
• "1:1 pixel mapping" – Just buy the damn monitor, people!
• "stretch image across 3 monitors for xbox360" – Brag much?
• "halo 3 arg" – Pimps at Sea releasing already?
• "how to sabotage a vehicle" – ...

How to sabotage a vehicle? See you in court...

Bungie.net has finally gotten a much needed makeover. No longer does the site tax your browser with javascripts and slow loading animations and graphics. The new site looks hot! Give it a look at bungie.net or check the attachment below.

Are you guys missing the shoutbox that was up on the old site?

Thoughts?

For those of you that are still MySpacin', I thought I'd share this code to put in your profile. It displays the latest news from the Hushed Casket as shown below:

</div> <div class="clear links"><em><ul class="links inline"><li class="first comment_comments"><a href="/node/1665#comments" title="Jump to the first comment of this posting." class="comment_comments">5 comments</a></li> <li class="node_read_more"><a href="/node/1665" title="Read the rest of this posting." class="node_read_more">Read more</a></li> <li class="last quote"><a href="/comment/reply/1665?quote=1#comment-form" title="Quote this post in your reply." class="quote">quote</a></li> </ul></em></div> </div> </div><div id="node"> <div class="node"> <h2><a href="/node/1642" title="Hawgdaddy and Insane's fishing website">Hawgdaddy and Insane's fishing website</a></h2> <div class="content"> <p>In case you don't know, Hawgdaddy and Insane have a fishing website. It's a blog about trout fishing and life. Hawgdaddy shows off some of his most outstanding photos of nature. I enjoy looking at those. Both Hawgdaddy and Insane are good writers and update the site several times each week. </p> <p>Give it a look and subscribe to their feed: </p> <p><a href="http://www.tvangler.com/">http://www.tvangler.com/</a></p> </div> <div class="clear links"><em><ul class="links inline"><li class="first comment_add"><a href="/comment/reply/1642#comment-form" title="Add a new comment to this page." class="comment_add">Add new comment</a></li> <li class="last quote"><a href="/comment/reply/1642?quote=1#comment-form" title="Quote this post in your reply." class="quote">quote</a></li> </ul></em></div> </div> </div><div id="node"> <div class="node"> <h2><a href="/node/1616" title="THX website mentioned on CSS Gallery website">THX website mentioned on CSS Gallery website</a></h2> <div class="content"> <p>Very cool. Light on Dark.com think we've got a cool looking website: <a href="http://www.lightondark.com/sites/view/1168185203187/">http://www.lightondark.com/sites/view/1168185203187/</a></p> <p>We've recently popped up on CSS-Galleries.com, also.</p> <p>Keep on submitting your bug reports to the "website project" and Oculus will keep curb stomping them. Your bug reports will improve both how the website looks and how it functions.</p> </div> <div class="clear links"><em><ul class="links inline"><li class="first comment_comments"><a href="/node/1616#comments" title="Jump to the first comment of this posting." class="comment_comments">4 comments</a></li> <li class="last quote"><a href="/comment/reply/1616?quote=1#comment-form" title="Quote this post in your reply." class="quote">quote</a></li> </ul></em></div> </div> </div><div id="node"> <div class="node"> <h2><a href="/node/1555" title="Welcome to the new THX.com">Welcome to the new THX.com</a></h2> <div class="content"> <p>You are viewing the latest version of "HUSHEDCASKET.COM". There's a lot to say about the site so let me get started.</p> <p>First off, I have released the site today on 1/1/7 for you to start using so that you can begin providing feedback, recommending suggestions, and filing bug reports. With your normal use, you'll eventually help evolve the website into a highly functional and useful tool for us. This site will evolve sightly over the next few months. New features will be added as you suggest them. Of course, not all features will be added, but feel free to ask away. You are going to find bugs with the site. File a bug report and we'll squash it.</p> </div> <div class="clear links"><em><ul class="links inline"><li class="first comment_comments"><a href="/node/1555#comments" title="Jump to the first comment of this posting." class="comment_comments">5 comments</a></li> <li class="node_read_more"><a href="/node/1555" title="Read the rest of this posting." class="node_read_more">Read more</a></li> <li class="last quote"><a href="/comment/reply/1555?quote=1#comment-form" title="Quote this post in your reply." class="quote">quote</a></li> </ul></em></div> </div> </div> <div id="footer"> pimped by <a href="http://ericatkins.com">EA</a> and <a href="http://oculus.hushedcasket.com">Oculus</a>. <div class="block block-block" id="block-block-29"> <h2 class="title"></h2> <div class="content"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-9230033814730392"; google_ad_width = 728; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "728x15_0ads_al"; //2007-10-03: THX footer google_ad_channel = "2827705556"; google_color_border = "333333"; google_color_bg = "5A5A5A"; google_color_link = "FFFFFF"; google_color_text = "CCCCCC"; google_color_url = "999999"; //--> </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div> </div> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://www.google-analytics.com/urchin.js"></script> <script type="text/javascript"><!-- _uacct = "UA-75754-7";urchinTracker(); // --></script><noscript></noscript> </div> </div> <div id="right0"> <div class="block block-block" id="block-block-14"> <h2 class="title"></h2> <div class="content"><!-- Google CSE Search Box Begins --> <form action="http://www.google.com/cse" id="searchbox_017133022088889104725:eudtftym32q"> <input type="hidden" name="cx" value="017133022088889104725:eudtftym32q" /> <input type="text" name="q" size="25" /> <input type="submit" name="sa" value="Search" /> </form> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://www.google.com/coop/cse/brand?form=searchbox_017133022088889104725%3Aeudtftym32q"></script> <!-- Google CSE Search Box Ends --> </div> </div> <div class="block block-shoutbox" id="block-shoutbox-0"> <h2 class="title">Shout Box</h2> <div class="content"><div id="shoutbox-posts"> <div class="shoutbox-even" title="Posted 10/11/08 at 04:13pm by rapture"><b>rapture</b>: Gamertag "THX Feros Ferio" is a new 360 owner and friend from work. Add him if you want to teach him the ropes. <div class="timecl">[<i>10/11-04:13pm</i>]</div></div> <div class="shoutbox-even" title="Posted 10/11/08 at 07:42am by Oculus"><b>Oculus</b>: @live GOW'ing for a little while now! <div class="timecl">[<i>10/11-07:42am</i>]</div></div> <div class="shoutbox-even" title="Posted 10/10/08 at 02:20pm by rapture"><b>rapture</b>: @live limited: CoD5 beta invites http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/hot-deals/869023/ <div class="timecl">[<i>10/10-02:20pm</i>]</div></div> <div class="shoutbox-even" title="Posted 10/09/08 at 09:03pm by hubcap"><b>hubcap</b>: That's true <div class="timecl">[<i>10/09-09:03pm</i>]</div></div> <div class="shoutbox-even" title="Posted 10/09/08 at 08:20pm by Midnight"><b>Midnight</b>: I imagine the regenerative health concept will be left intact. It's pretty much the standard these days. <div class="timecl">[<i>10/09-08:20pm</i>]</div></div> <div class="shoutbox-even" title="Posted 10/09/08 at 01:25pm by hubcap"><b>hubcap</b>: I haven't seen the vids YET. But my first thought was- "no shield? crap..." Will be a hefty challenge I imagine <div class="timecl">[<i>10/09-01:25pm</i>]</div></div> <div class="shoutbox-even" title="Posted 10/09/08 at 12:03pm by D15AV0W3D"><b>D15AV0W3D</b>: Helljumpers, FTW. I'm looking forward to H3:Recon! <div class="timecl">[<i>10/09-12:03pm</i>]</div></div> <div class="shoutbox-even" title="Posted 10/09/08 at 11:19am by goku2057"><b>goku2057</b>: That's my birthday! yay, etc. <div class="timecl">[<i>10/09-11:19am</i>]</div></div> <div class="shoutbox-even" title="Posted 10/09/08 at 06:00am by rapture"><b>rapture</b>: @live: Corporate Vice President of Xbox LIVE @ Tokyo Game Show: New Xbox Experience ships Nov 19, 2008. <div class="timecl">[<i>10/09-06:00am</i>]</div></div> <div class="shoutbox-even" title="Posted 10/09/08 at 05:58am by rapture"><b>rapture</b>: @live: New game from Bungie announced: Halo 3:Recon. Launches Fall 09. Is campaign addon for H3. Play as ODST. 4 player co-op. <div class="timecl">[<i>10/09-05:58am</i>]</div></div> </div> <div class="shoutbox-msg"><a href="/user/login" target="_top">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register" target="_top">register</a> to post shouts</div> </div> </div> <div class="block block-block" id="block-block-34"> <h2 class="title"></h2> <div class="content"><p><img src="http://hushedcasket.com/files/twitter-thx.png" alt="twitter logo" /></p> <p>Get notified of game nights and important THX announcements via <a href="http://twitter.com/hushedcasket" rel="nofollow">the hushedcasket Twitter account</a>. You can get the messages on your cell phone, through email, Facebook, and many other ways. <a href="http://hushedcasket.com/node/2788" rel="nofollow">Here's</a> how it goes down.</p> </div> </div> </div> <div id="columns"> <div id="right1"> <div class="block block-views" id="block-views-popular_recent"> <h2 class="title">Recent popular content</h2> <div class="content"><div class='view view-popular-recent'><div class='view-content view-content-popular-recent'><div class="item-list"><ul><li><a href="/node/3023">Call of Duty 5 beta keys. Hurry. 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That's a good</a></div><div class='view-field view-data-comments-name'>rapture</div><div class='view-field view-data-comments-timestamp'>10/11/2008 - 6:09pm</div></div> </li><li><div class='view-item view-item-comments-recent'><div class='view-field view-data-comments-subject'><a href="/node/3024#comment-28384">legionanonymous wrote:i dont</a></div><div class='view-field view-data-comments-name'>Midnight</div><div class='view-field view-data-comments-timestamp'>10/11/2008 - 1:52pm</div></div> </li><li><div class='view-item view-item-comments-recent'><div class='view-field view-data-comments-subject'><a href="/node/3023#comment-28383">I figured we'd have to wait</a></div><div class='view-field view-data-comments-name'>Midnight</div><div class='view-field view-data-comments-timestamp'>10/11/2008 - 10:34am</div></div> </li><li><div class='view-item view-item-comments-recent'><div class='view-field view-data-comments-subject'><a href="/node/3023#comment-28382">I got a confirmation email,</a></div><div class='view-field view-data-comments-name'>rapture</div><div class='view-field view-data-comments-timestamp'>10/11/2008 - 7:49am</div></div> </li><li><div class='view-item view-item-comments-recent'><div class='view-field view-data-comments-subject'><a href="/node/3021#comment-28381">Bungie has answered some</a></div><div class='view-field view-data-comments-name'>rapture</div><div class='view-field view-data-comments-timestamp'>10/11/2008 - 7:48am</div></div> </li><li><div class='view-item view-item-comments-recent'><div class='view-field view-data-comments-subject'><a href="/node/3023#comment-28380">Score!</a></div><div class='view-field view-data-comments-name'>Midnight</div><div class='view-field view-data-comments-timestamp'>10/10/2008 - 9:22pm</div></div> </li><li><div class='view-item view-item-comments-recent'><div class='view-field view-data-comments-subject'><a href="/node/3024#comment-28379">(No subject)</a></div><div class='view-field view-data-comments-name'>legionanonymous</div><div class='view-field view-data-comments-timestamp'>10/10/2008 - 8:43pm</div></div> </li><li><div class='view-item view-item-comments-recent'><div class='view-field view-data-comments-subject'><a href="/node/3023#comment-28378">I registered, but I have</a></div><div class='view-field view-data-comments-name'>Slayer</div><div class='view-field view-data-comments-timestamp'>10/10/2008 - 5:59pm</div></div> </li><li><div class='view-item view-item-comments-recent'><div class='view-field view-data-comments-subject'><a href="/node/3015#comment-28377">Turns out I was absolutely</a></div><div class='view-field view-data-comments-name'>Mintz</div><div class='view-field view-data-comments-timestamp'>10/10/2008 - 5:15pm</div></div> </li><li><div class='view-item view-item-comments-recent'><div class='view-field view-data-comments-subject'><a href="/node/3023#comment-28376">I'm confirmed. Merci.</a></div><div class='view-field view-data-comments-name'>Mintz</div><div class='view-field view-data-comments-timestamp'>10/10/2008 - 5:10pm</div></div> </li></ul></div></div></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </body> </html>