alabama

NICK SABAN'S ITENERARY

4:00 AM - Wake up.

4:01 AM - Fire secretary for misspelling 'ITINERARY.' Get security to go to her house, step in her garden, wake her ass up, get her to fix them breakfast. .... Then fire her.

4:02 AM - Watch the movie 'Gladiator' in 16X fast forward.

4:20 AM - Think about how much of a p***y Maximus is and how I could dominate his ass.

4:21 AM - Call Major. Tell him if he isn't at my house in 5 minutes I will hire Chris Simms to do his f***ing job.

4:25 AM - Tell Major who he is recruiting today. Send him on the road with a cooler and a case of Red Bull. Tell him not to come back until he has a commitment. From a 5-star.

So I need to get my Driver's License. I drove aaalll the way to the Athens DMV early this afternoon. If you want to get your license, you have to take a number and wait. All the numbers were gone by the time I arrived. Some people were lining up since 6 am, and they still weren't helped yet.

I thought I was getting the jump on people by going to Athens. It turns out I was very wrong. My mom doesn't want to wake up at 5am (even though I do) to get out there early enough, so she said she'll brave the Huntsville DMV. My question is, how is it? Does it take forever? Will I be out of luck

I have just found one of the most dangerous jobs in Huntsville. Ever see these things, I just snapped a picture with my phone after I saw the guy who actually places these little reflectors on the road. I didn't get a chance to snap a photo of him, since I was too busy swerving out of the way from hitting him.

Now, this guy actually sits on a little pull behind chair sort of thing that juts out towards the middle of the road from behind the truck that's pulling him. He places a spot of hot tar, then sticks the reflector on top.

Man, talk about stereotyping the South. This vid is actually kinda funny, but then I remember that this is what people base their opinions of me on.