Guys, I present you with: Oneitis
Andy, now that you are a man, I humbly give you: Oneitis (I apologize for the language, this is a repost from urban dictionary, but sometimes desperate times call for desperate measures)
Don't fear, there is hope, you just have to look at the world a bit differently.
I cannot use this information anymore, but it has been passed down from wise man to wise man for generations. When a young strapping lad like yourself is in need of help, you shall have it:
Oneitis:
A social disease that affects millions of people - both male and female - that cockblocks a man or a woman from seducing or romancing a member of the opposite sex. Oneitis, is that social malady that results in a feeling that this person is totally special and unique and therefore one must not mess up anything with them. These confused "messed up" feelings then often mess up the chances of a person seducing their romantic victim because after all their emotions tell them that they cannot be too careful, gentle, and that they cannot "act too foolish." Often, Oneitis also confuses a person by making them worry too much about what other people will think of them or worse what their romantic victim will think of them, and thus that simply cannot do what is necessary to seduce thier romantic prey.
Normally, a person does not get over oneitis until they are fairly sexually and romantically experienced with several partners - that is because at that point a person may realize they are not that different from each other, the romantic victims, and that each of them was not special and unique, and if one is to seduce their romantic victims and have their romantic victim in their hands they must not develop oneitis. In other words, oneitis is often overcome with experience and practice - that is what a seducer must accomplish if they are to truly be a master of their craft.
Some helpful advice for getting over oneitis during a seduction is never stop flirting with other members of the opposite sex, never close yourself off, never say that this is the one. Never stop meeting members of the opposite sex and so on.
After a seduction is over and you are now broken up you may develop oneitis thinking that that was the one. You can get over that by meeting new members of the opposite sex, flirting with new membersm, meeting and entertaining them.
THe general advice for getting over oneitis commonly heard is to meet up to ten members of the opposite sex, seduce each one and have sex with each one as soon as you can, one after the other. I do not recommend going that far it does not take that much, it is forwned upon because it is cheating, and because oneitis can affect a male or a female seducer at any point in a seduction.
Like I said, Oneitis can affect a seducer at any point in one of his or her seductions. Thus, I will not belabor the point with numerous examples, but we all now the one were we see the perfect seduction victim, we plan to approach them, we get cold feet, over analyze, and over worry and we never do anything - that is one example of oneitis.
Oneitis has it's origins as a word and a concept in the seduction community, where it was first discovered and analyzed by accomplished and acclaimed seducers.
I think if we apply what we learn from this information we may be able to uncover andys true problem. personally, from knowing andy for quite awhile, I think his problem lies much deeper than just inexperience.
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J
$DI beat Oneitis, and you can too.
Wow... well thanks, but I don't think I have a problem guys.
The first step is admitting you have a problem; only then can you make progress.
I love the term "romantic victims".
"seduction community"
Haha, this is funny!
I've learned to forget about Oneitis quickly as soon as I feel it coming on i take a walk in town and look at all the new girls who could give me Oneitis and i feel much better after that or even thinking back to others who almost caused this. Maybe even a stroll through an adult directory can do the trick.
CynEater did a speech on Oneitis in our speech class yesterday... it was pretty funny.
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"Don't blow this, Gene!"
Any transcripts? Notes?
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