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Thursday Follow-up

Submitted by Brick on Thu, 08/02/2007 - 9:58pm.

Here, I've done the research for you all.

http://www.eightballmagazine.com/diatribes/volume02/028/573.htm

http://www.boston.com/news/nation/articles/2005/03/06/ferocity_of_chimpanzee_attack_stuns_medics_leaves_questions/

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/03/04/national/main678061.shtml

I don't know how reliable the first site is, but it had the most colorful description of the incident stating:

Quote:

To give you an idea of how bad St. James got beat down, St. James is going to have to undergo extensive surgery to reattach his nose to his face.
There is no word yet if they are going to be able to reattach his testicles or his foot.
Yes, they also bit off this poor guy’s foot.

I also got brave and googled NASCAR Monkey. The following site lists in great detail the events surrounding the career of the only NASCAR driver known to have lost a race because of a Monkey.

http://www.racefanguide.com/editorial11.html

I'll leave it to you guys to find the relevant passages (near the bottom), but it involves a rhesus monkey named "Jocko Flocko" who got loose in one of the cars in the middle of the race forcing a pit-stop. GG Rayne

- Brick

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I don’t know which is

Submitted by Mintz on Thu, 08/02/2007 - 10:18pm.

I don't know which is worse: having your face/foot/testes chewed off by monkeys, or having to explain to everyone that your face/foot/testes got chewed off by monkeys.

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Another clip...

Submitted by Slayer on Fri, 08/03/2007 - 9:00am.

Here is another clip I remembered after I got home. This one is really funny.

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Where’s my money?

Submitted by Mintz on Fri, 08/03/2007 - 10:17am.

Where's my money? Where's my money?!

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