Gamers, Geeks, and Google . Episode #1.

It is interesting how internet users find our website. Most all of our traffic comes from Google searches. How people end up here is sometimes quite funny. I am afraid that my leet search engine optimization skills have owned your internets.

Allow me to further assist you. If you came here and didn't find the information for which you were looking, take a look below. You'll find my replies to your search terms. All of these searches occured in the last 12-hours.

• "halo 3 countdown timer" – 16807. 2401. 343. 117. 49. 7.
• "valhalla military ranks" – I’m sorry.  The military of Valhalla could not be reached for a comment.  They were called up to restrain coupon-trading women marching in support of calling their newest mode of transportation the "Person Cannon".
• "running red alert 2  at 1280 1024 resolution" – Holy crap!  Should I alert the authorities? Hmm. I seen me a mermaid once. I even seen me a shark eat an octopus. But I ain't never seen no phantom Russian submarine. All clear.
• "What Will Play halo 2 vista" – That’s easy. Most fanboys.  Well, fanboys of HALO…that are big PC gamers…that have a high end PC…that figured out which version of Windows Vista to buy…that adopted Windows Vista…who didn’t read any of the reviews that the game is getting…then randomly discovered HALO 2 Vista on the store shelves of Circuit City …then got HALO 2 Vista to actually work…and doesn’t care about Games for Windows – Live lack of features.  That's the profile of the average one that will play HALO 2 Vista.
• "halo3.com" – Cool website.  Looks different lately, though. Odd. Will investigate.
• "top ten pc games" – 1. Solitaire. 2. Freecell. 3. Pinball. 4. Minesweeper. 5. World of Warcraft. 6. Spades. 7. Pokemon Kitchen Extreme. 8. Pokemon Bathroom Adventures. 9. Pokemon City. 10. Counter-strike.
• "cool songs to play on the guitar" – She'd like to hear "More Than Words" by
  . Stud.
• "20gb xbox 360 hard drive only showing 2gb available" – It appears your console is in standard working order.
• "create a spartan for halo 3" – I’m already working on it. Got Moljinor?
• "play games and earn gold to use to get prizes" – What in the world are our schools teaching these children?  How about:  get a job and earn cash then get a bank account?
• "Playing halo 2 vista on xp" – Are you really?  That’s so last week.  Besides – you sound like you should be posting this to Twitter.
• "can u wear the spartan helmet in the halo 3" – I’ll go ahead and answer this one.  Yes.  Why yes, you can wear a Spartan helmet…if you are a cat and have opposable thumbs.
• "shadowrun requirements" – 1. Open mind. 2. Don't read any reviews of the game. 3. Lots of free time. 4. Like deep first person shooters.
• "weapon slide glitch" – How many meta games does Gears of War have?
• "halo 3 claymore grenade" – mod much?
• "Linkin park Min to midnight" – Rumor has it that Gearbox Software produced this album. We are sorry, too. Suggest you throw this one up on eBay as soon as possible.
• "reporting crank calls on cell phone" – This is definitely the place to come. But only if you are getting hundreds of calls each day.
• "my friend cant join my halo pc game" – That’s because your friend should be playing "Brothers in Arms" or "Alien".  Right, Randy?
• "xbox live open up nat settings in netgear router" – XBOX Live set you up the bomb.  Make you time.
• "youtube master" – I've been called a lot of things in my life but never...
• "catan available games for windows" – While it is not available on Games for Windows, it is available for Games for Coffee Tables. 
• "society of the ancients" – Good folks.  They like drinking goats blood (I herd).  Rowdy at times though.  Stares at the moon. Oh, seriously.  I herd.
• "XBOX 360 monitors" –  Monitors what? Complete sentences please.  Direct objects are your
• "can x2900 crossfire run on nvidia sli" – Yes, but only if you run one x2900 card. Running two x2900's in Crossfire mode is not possible on an nVidia SLI chipset. Advice: Get the GeForce 8800GTX for your SLI motherboard or buy DFI's LAN Party motherboard. It supports Crossfire.
• "how to detect aimbots on halo" – Look for the guy out on the open that's jumping up and down with the sniper rifle.
• "how to make free xbox live " – If only we knew how to make the XBOX 360 live.
• "top bands not to make guitar hero 80" – Thanks for the news tip.
• "1:1 pixel mapping" – Just buy the damn monitor, people!
• "stretch image across 3 monitors for xbox360" – Brag much?
• "halo 3 arg" – Pimps at Sea releasing already?
• "how to sabotage a vehicle" – ...

How to sabotage a vehicle? See you in court...