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THX LAN 2007 Quotes

Submitted by Midnight on Sun, 01/07/2007 - 11:12pm.

I remember hearing and dispensing some phrases that others found quite entertaining, so I thought I would start a list. Contribute at will for yourself and others.

Midnight:

"Myth, after this game we're gonna have to go to your Mom's house and get her to sign a bill of sale." -driving home the fact that I was owning Myth

"I'm watching this portal like Slayer watching a bedroom window." -communicating to FoulBreed exactly how intently I was focused on the dark portal at Blood Gulch

"Yes, everyone's going to sit down in just a minute, when I tell them where to sit." -discussing the idea of "just having everyone sit down somewhere" with JayWhy

"I guess I could be accused of choosing games like old people ____" -admitting a gametype mistake to Brick

"Seriously, just tell me what you go by and I'll call you that. Jerkoff, Asshole, whatever...I don't care, just tell me." -trying to determine Max Power's (PooBerry's) preferred name

Reverend:

"How the Hell?!?" -Reverend...being Reverend

JDOGG85:

"You gotta flip the switch on the cable to HDTV" -JDOGG proposes a remedy for a problem with Oculus's 360 and one of the 32" LCDs. He failed to realize he had just wandered into the conversation, that Midnight, Oculus, and Reverend had been troubleshooting the problem for 10 minutes, and that had been tried approximately 9.5 minutes ago.

FoulBreed:

"And then Mintz came and f'd it all up" -FoulBreed expressing his displeasure at Mintz's uncorrecting of a problem he had just corrected.

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"For some reason, I thought

Submitted by Mintz on Mon, 01/08/2007 - 7:52am.

"For some reason, I thought you'd be better at Halo 1 than you are." - Mintz to Oculus, after f'ing things up all over the place.

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Not LAN related, but

Submitted by Midnight on Mon, 01/08/2007 - 8:41am.

Not LAN related, but noteworthy:

"I just leveled up my stealth ability. I need to find a place to sleep." -BattleBitch after sneaking past her sleeping mother to retrieve a hair dryer.

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"Double clip!" - someone,

Submitted by rapture on Mon, 01/08/2007 - 1:40pm.

"Double clip!" - someone, possibly DIESEL, said this after someone took forever to kill him off.

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Quote.

Submitted by Oculus on Mon, 01/08/2007 - 7:37pm.

To be fair, my multiplayer experience for H1 has been only at THX LANS. I get a spurt of gameplay here and there, but have never devoted the time and effort that I should to be competitive in it. I had a short run with XBConnect, but nowhere near enough to understand what works and what doesn't. I am just barely good enough to get REALLY pissed off when I'm getting owned. Fun game though, and yes, Mintz, you f'ed things up. That's what happens when you don't listen to authoritaye! However, you played a gg. I think my best gameplay of the night was as Ocudizzle, I think it stole a little of the JDizzle mojo. I was glad though, that I didn't have to play against xXraptureXx.

"You know, I thought that THX consisted of an older group of gamers, but I walked around the corner and saw a bunch of 12 year olds sitting there." - The Reverend in reference some of the new schoolers.

"You spelled locust wrong" -

Submitted by dirtyJ on Wed, 01/10/2007 - 12:17am.

"You spelled locust wrong" - Mintz upon seeing the Oculus 360 :o

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I sincerely didn't know it

Submitted by Mintz on Sun, 01/14/2007 - 12:18am.

I sincerely didn't know it was supposed to be Oculus...

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