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Hmm.. My email

Submitted by Oculus on Tue, 01/23/2007 - 12:24pm.

Hmm.. I got a slightly different email..

"Dear Mike,
I am sorry to inform you that you have been rejected for the Halo 3 beta testing. In no way do we mean to hurt your feelings, or cause you any more grief than necessary, but we felt we needed to tell you to be fair. It is said that if you truly love something, then you should let it go, well, we ask you to let the idea that you will be beta testing with your friends go. We would like to point out that it is not you, it's us. Don't worry about it, it happens to lots of men your age. We don't think any less of you because of it. We know that your friends may be rubbing it in your face right now, and we apologize. "Pimps at Sea" will haunt your friends list for the next few months, but you should look past that. When you finally get Halo 3 it's ok that all of your friends will be pwning you with their 6 month head start advantage. It's not like you were exactly the best Halo 1 or 2 player, so you can just transfer your frustration over to Halo 3 when it is released. Thanks, and I hope you are able to look past this slight oversight on our part... or just go buy Crackdown you cheapskate."

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